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Gabe: I had plastic surgery to remove excess skin...I got home.. .all seemed well.. then I passed out. I was bleeding internally... I had to have like 27 blood transfusions and other stuff and was in the hospital for like 5 days. It was, well, brutal. DreamaTheEditor: Talk about the price of fashion! Gabe: Oh yeah.. I now have no nipples.. It's terrible. :-( DreamaTheEditor: Well you can always get other stuff pierced. Bowie had that look in the 70's. Shave your eyebrows and you'll have it nailed. Gabe: I have no piercings... Bowie has no nipples? DreamaTheEditor: When he was an alien he didn't. Gabe: Um...weird. DreamaTheEditor: Aside from being witty, do you have any other hidden talents or interests? Gabe: Scary even DreamaTheEditor: We'll have to add The Man Who Fell to Earth to the "recommended movies" list. There is full frontal Bowie nudity. Only that shot is with nipples. Gabe: I hate being 30, I don't have kids and I don't want kids, I play the drums.. although not well.. I like movies.. a lot. I like drive-ins and music.. although I'm not hip or cool.. I wear my hair short 'cause I pull it out otherwise. I know, I know.. I'm crazed. :-) DreamaTheEditor: Red hair can be very stylish. Gabe: And, of course... I'm a huge hockey fan...ridiculous hockey fan.
DreamaTheEditor :
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did you get it? Gabe: I was born with it. :-) My biological father (also called Sperm Donor) had red hair. DreamaTheEditor: Who is your favorite hockey team? Gabe: Lets Go Jackets! :-) Is the man changing on the front lawn gone? DreamaTheEditor: Oh yeah, he went in the neighbors house...
DreamaTheEditor: Nope. Gabe: Was he, at least, hot? DreamaTheEditor: I don't really know. Gabe: Nice 6 pack? Gabe: Bulging muscle? DreamaTheEditor: He was in his truck actually, but I don't think he was very muscular from what I could see. Gabe: Sorry. I was hoping you'd get at least a free show out of the whole ordeal.
DreamaTheEditor:
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