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JOEL/BIO


 
AGE: 30

MARITAL STATUS (Hypothetically, not necessarily legally.):  Single but madly in love with Andy Warhol.

JOB TITLE:  Professional phantom of The Voyeur/Fashion Guru

HOBBIES:  Searching for the perfect tie.

FAVORITE...

MUSIC:  All music, as long as it makes us look good.

BOOK:  THE WARHOL LOOK by Francis and King

SHOES (Very Important): Black platform loafers

SINGER(S): David Bowie

ALBUM:  SuperModel by RuPaul

LIFE LONG DREAM:  To meet Andy Warhol

POLITICAL STATUS:  They tried to kick me out of politics.

POLITCAL COMMENT: I want to be president.

ART PREFERENCE:  Do you have to ask??? 

TYPICAL CLOTHING FOR...

DRESS: Black men's suit with a smart tie and loafers.

CASUAL:  Black men's suit with a smart tie and loafers.

BUMMIN: Black men's suit with a smart tie and bunny slippers.

COMMENT:  Faboo darling.