Joel says:  Sorry, folks, I don’t wear dresses. You’ll have to pull my pants down.

Sexuations says:  To really turn up the steam, try to turn your partner on in a crowded place.  Feel your partner up under the table or push them against a tree.  Lack of inhibition is mad sexy.

Joel says:  And so are black eyes.  Bark snags.  Unless you like it when your lady friend slaps the piss out of you (some of us do) I’d suggest you not damage her $2000 Dior dress.  Just sayin’.

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