2.  Catalogs - any type

3.  Labels on the backs of soap bottles

4.  Short stories or puzzles

5.  Guns and ammo, or any shooting related mag

6.  iPhone games

7.  Facebook

8.  Gossip mags

9.  Comic books

10.  In a public bathroom, all of the crap people have
       written on the walls.

11.  Horror Fiction

12.  Books with jokes

13.  Play Scrabble on phone

14.  Talk to my cats