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| hello my dear friend so happy to see you now pants about to burst the seat is not clean the light was burned out last night when peed half awake no time for wipe down my ass will have to get wet sat down with a frown hardly had to push been eating lots of fiber to help ease the squeeze small hard nuggets blast violently in water pain is in the past brown water splashes flying high above the rim monkey butt for sure I should have stayed home but partied on saturday spent drinking too much sitting on the throne stomach rumbles loud again feeling nauseous now hugging the bowl I spew until red face comes everything smells foul slowly starts to pray to have some instant relief procelain god hears no more shots or beers I am allowed to consume in my near future crawls away in shame for two hole delivery in the same visit |
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