But if their black leather and rough sex still have you feeling uneasy, you may feel safer to check out The Crow, which they perform in.  They have also written material for BASEketball and even The Flintstones Movie, to name a few.* 

            When the show was over, I made my way to the back, to meet Groovie Mann.  I had to, even though he scared me.  I had to because he scared me.  As I waited in line I felt a hand run down my back and then the side of my leg.  I turned around.  It was not my good friend Felix, as I had hoped, but the lady with the furry purple shrug.

            “I was just feeling your coat,” she said.  She ran her hand down me a couple more times.

            “Oh,” I said, “thank you.”  I reached over and ran my fingers over her shoulder.  “I’ve been wanting to pet your fur all night.”

            She smiled and I turned my attention back to the souvenir table.

            There was a tap on my shoulder.  I turned around.

            “Your coat is amazing!” said a lady with blonde hair and big eyes.

            “Thank you,” I said.  I decided I need to wear this coat more often.