Oh well, I guess they’ll just have to learn it the old fashion way - dig up information about sex by themselves.  That’s the real reason God created the internet, that and porn…where else does one get masturbation material these days? 

And what does a kid need to ask anyone about anymore anyway?  Just Google it.  I love to Google around midnight, right after my cup of coffee.  Get the night started off right.  I wonder…being the 21st century and all, what kind of shit is the religious rite still feeding the kids about masturbation?  Religious groups are pretty much the only ones left in the Victorian Era...