DreamaTheEditor:  Do you remember any of your material?

Gabe: This and that.  I remember bits and pieces.

DreamaTheEditor:  Tell me a joke.

Gabe: Hmmmmm....I had a funny joke about downsizing - but I cut it.

DreamaTheEditor: Hehe. 

Gabe: I'm no where near ready to do a stand up routine...like I said...it's a BITCH.  You have no idea...Imagine something you like...but you have to burn your arm to get it. :-)

DreamaTheEditor: Oh, actually, I probably understand to some degree...I did do a Hedwig shadow cast.  It was brutal and no one showed up.  Did you perform in any clubs around Columbus?

Gabe: I did.  But I can't remember the names of the clubs..  My Agent/friend set them up.. .I just showed up.  No comedy clubs.  I opened for bands or did stuff at bars.

DreamaTheEditor: That's different, I've never seen a comedy act open for a band before.

Gabe: OH - that's very common..  Lot of bands don't go on until midnight and they have an opening at 10... so from 11:00/11:30 until they go on its dead air. People love to laugh.. .it fills space and gives people something to stare at.
 

DreamaTheEditor: Do you have any favorite comedians?

Gabe: I have lots of comedians I like...I really like George Carlin.

DreamaTheEditor: Oh, Joel just told me I forgot a very important question...what are you wearing?

Gabe: What am I wearing right now? :-)

DreamaTheEditor: Well....yeah...I told Joel he should stop asking that question.

Gabe:  Well, Joel... If you must know.  I'm in my silk boxers and my You Can't Do That On Television BLACK t-shirt.  I also have Double Dare.

DreamaTheEditor: Wow where did you get those?

Gabe: I don't remember - I collect them.  I guess.

DreamaTheEditor: I have a "I wish I knew how to quit you" shirt.

Gabe: I WANT THAT

DreamaTheEditor: I got it at Hot Topic.

Gabe: Hot Topic rules. I think I got some of mine there, too.

DreamaTheEditor:  I have a "Have you seen the Beav?" shirt too, you know, Cleaver...Jim thinks it's dirty though.

Gabe: It's harder in my size.

DreamaTheEditor: There is a pic of Jerry Mathers on it.

Gabe: Awesome.

Gabe: I'm also wearing socks. :-)

Gabe: Contact lenses?

Gabe: Stylish red hair?

Gabe: Rouge?

Gabe: Blush?

DreamaTheEditor: Joel went on a rant once about his silk boxers.  I guess you guys have the same taste in loungewear.

Gabe: I don't normally wear silk boxers...it's really a fluke...I swear. :-)

DreamaTheEditor: That's what Joel claims...he also says that about the red boa I found in his bottom drawer...

Gabe:  He has a red boa?  Hmm.  Behave.