“Darling, do you remember the time me and you and the gang went to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch?  Well, I have been moonlighting on you.  Every other Saturday they show the movie at the Screens and a local group of actors called the "Gods of the Nile" do a shadow cast.  I…I’ve even had a car wash.”  His voice trailed off and I thought for a moment he had hung up.  But then I heard him breathing.

           “Joel?”  I said.

           “I couldn’t help myself,” he confessed.  “It’s like a drug…I’m going to be late.  I have to go.”

           “Wait!” I said, “I want to go with you.  Where is it?”

           “The Screens, at the Continent.  It starts at 10:30.  There’s even a preshow, that’s the best part.”

           “I’ll see you there.”