Oh yes I’m blue
And you would be too
If you knew what I knew
What a big pile of poo.

I don’t know what to do
Why can’t people be true?
Please give me a clue
Must I still boo-hoo? 

I had to ah-choo
So I ran to the loo
But the lock wasn’t new
And open the door flew

I stepped with my shoe
Right into some doo!
The smell wafted through
Where’s the cleaning crew? 

So now I must rue
Wearing Jimmy Choo’s
Oh what a boo-boo
I’ve gotten into!