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I can’t see
as well these days. No, I’m not going blind. Just sleepy. Though,
we all are a bit older lately aren’t we? Masturbation really isn’t
that big of a deal anymore. We’ve proved over and over that the
myths we heard as kids were just Mother’s failed attempt to keep us
virgins. And when you get to our age masturbation has lost all of
its humor. Now it’s just a routine, like a morning cup of coffee.
Can I have some lube with that? I mean cream. I guess if I had
access to cream I wouldn’t be masturbating.
Masturbation
is way older than prostitution, and I should know I’ve been doing
both long before you were born. It’s about the only thing left that
is truly ours without government intervention, or is it? Makes one
think about who they are voting for doesn’t it? Call me paranoid
but if the government can wheedle their way into our bedroom whose
to stop them from putting a ban on our hands? Check our palms for
hair…the muscles in your right hand are stronger than your left?
Good thing I’m ambidextrous. But that’s just silly talk right?
Hmmm…save
the kids from walking by a sex shop? Here’s a thought…how ‘bout
just explaining sex to your kids? If they are old enough to walk
down the street alone, a bit of safety and sex education might suit
them well.
Victorian
Era revisited? Well, they do say fashion repeats itself.
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